This is where you come in.  Please leave a comment and share your ideas of what you think “Excitement in the suburbs is…” And make sure to tell your friends, your neighbors (if you actually know any of them), your co-workers (if you actually like any of them), and of course your dear sweet mom to make sure that they share their “exciting” suburban experiences also.  And you can tell your dad too, but chances are he’s not really listening, so it’s really up to you. Besides, you should really spend more time giving your dad advice on why he should not wear brown dress socks with his sneakers, while sporting a nice pair of pleated khaki shorts with a short-sleeve button-up shirt (tucked in, of course).

So, have at it and don’t hold back. After all, you know that you’ve been thinking about how nice it would be to have that second pizza cutter.